Gladiatorial combat was big business in ancient Rome. Easily as big as Premier League football is today. It could cost the equivalent of millions of dollars to stage major gladiatorial exhibitions, sometimes lasting over several days and with thousands of gladiators and wild animals involved.

The overall death rate among gladiators is unknown, but few survived more than 10 matches or lived past the age of 30. The average life expectancy was just 25.

Indeed, the gladiator’s oath made clear how short and brutal life as a gladiator was:

‘He vows to endure to be burned, to be bound, to be beaten, and to be killed by the sword.’ And inevitably, many gladiators met just such a fate.

As is well recorded, if you failed to perform sufficiently well in the heat of battle and were put to the sword, it was at the whim of the emperor whether you lived or died by an indication of the thumb pointing up or down.

Of course times have changed, but men are still subject to a thumbs up or thumbs down on their lovemaking. A thumbs down doesn’t have quite the devastating effect it had in gladiatorial combat, but it can still be highly humiliating and depressing.

The Male Massager is your weapon of choice for becoming a successful gladiator in the bedroom. It’s the first fully automatic stamina training machine, designed to help you perform stronger for longer, and with no risk of an early end. Once you insert your manhood into the soft silicone sleeve, sit back and let the powerful rhythm work your shaft from top to bottom as slow or as fast as you want it to go. This intense stimulation helps you to build the vital sex stamina you need to get the thumbs up from your partner, time after time.

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Mordecai wasn’t what you would call a pleasant customer. Always finding something to gripe about, and come to that, always bragging about his prowess at everything too. If you could be bothered to listen, he’d have you believe he was the finest marksman in his county, a champion boxer, and quite the lady killer too.

After complaining volubly about the consistency of his scrambled eggs, he repaired to his bedroom, there to avail himself of his most prized possession, the Male Massager. Indeed, Mordecai put much of his success with the ladies down to his regular practice with his sex stamina building machine. Each morning, as part of his ritual, he would thoroughly lubricate his manhood, insert himself into the soft, inviting silicone sleeve, switch on and subject himself to an hour or more of its intense stamina sexual simulations upon his male member. Everyone came to know when he had spent himself, for his stuck pig sounds of orgasm would emanate forcefully from his room once he could no longer withstand the Male Massager’s powerful insistent stamina sexual rhythms.

On this particular morning however, there were no sounds of stuck piggery to be heard, only wails of “I’ve been robbed!” as Mordecai turned heel and descended in a fury upon the reception desk of the hostelry. “I demand a search party this instant!” roared Mordecai, grabbing a decorative bow and arrows from the walls.

Well, with so much infernal bleating and mouth foaming from the man, there was no choice but for a small party of staff to join him, fully armed, to seek out the perpetrator.

“I’ll have the blackguard roasted on a spit!” he fumed, as they came to a clearing next to a riverbank. There in the water was Henry, one of the hostelry’s most trusted and long serving valets.

“That man there!” shouted Mordecai, “He’s stolen my Male Massager!” Mordecai threaded an arrow in the bow and was about to release when Henry shouted “No sir, not stolen sir, I was cleaning it and it fell in the river, I have just retrieved it, sir!” He lifted his arm out of the water and, sure enough, there was the Male Massager, glinting in the sun. *

“Are you satisfied now sir?” said the Assistant Manager, clutching his unloaded rifle. He waved to Henry to come back to shore.

“Most certainly not!” screeched Mordecai. “I am yet to have my daily session, thanks to that…that imbecile…” and he would have continued, but just at that moment he lost his footing and fell with an ignominious splash into the river.

“That’s right, Sir” said the Assistant Manager with a spreading grin, “You cool off in there and Henry will have your machine all ready for you when you return. Come on Henry.” And with that the search party turned and walked away leaving Mordecai looking like the wet little man he really was.

*Note: Don’t try this at home, the Male Massager is not waterproof as it runs on batteries!

Let’s face it, most men’s first sexual exploits are not exactly the stuff of a fair maiden’s dreams, but the first time John Reginald Halliday Christie had sex it was a complete disaster. He was unable to satisfy his partner either with the size of his manhood, or with his stamina sexual

The girl was immature enough and cruel enough to broadcast her profound lack of satisfaction. It wasn’t long before a spiteful nickname was making the rounds, and when it reached Christie’s ears, something inside snapped and it left him devastated and psychologically damaged for life. The nickname was ‘Reggie No Dick’. It was puerile enough to be lightly dismissed, but for Christie’s overly sensitive ego it bred in him a mixture of hatred and deep anger that spilled over into carnage.

Christie went on to become a multiple murderer of women, having sex with them just after he had strangled them. He strangled the life out of them first so that there could be no more complaints about his stamina sexual, no more cruel jibes about his performance as a lover. By the time Christie was arrested he had managed to murder more than 8 women, and have another man innocently hanged for the murder of the man’s wife.

It is probably the worst and most extreme reactions to the problems of Premature Ejaculation yet recorded. The story was authentically re-created into a film starring Sir Richard Attenborough called ‘Ten Rillington Place’. This is the London address where Christie lived right up until the end of his killing career. Here the bodies of his victims were discovered buried under the floorboards, crammed into an alcove, and a thigh bone was found to be propping up the garden fence.

Christie was eventually hanged in 1953 and he is still featured in the Chamber of Horrors at Madam Tussaud’s Waxworks Museum.

Should you hear unkind comments about your own lovemaking efforts, don’t go off the rails. There are a number of effective ways to treat the problem, including Kegel’s exercises, herbal pills, Chinese tonics, and of course the Male Massager (see below).

Sure they teach sex education at school , but do they tell you how embarrassing it’s going to be when you anticipate the bell in the bedroom. Stamina sexual, the lack thereof, can be one of the most embarrassing and frustrating problems from which a man can suffer. It is the male destiny on this planet to try his best to impress the female, but nothing belittles, bothers and befuddles more than finishing way too soon and having to apologise sheepishly for the massive anti climax. It’s one of those situations where you can’t even point to anyone else and say ‘it wasn’t me, it was his fault’ It’s all down to you.

Fortunately, there are methods to help you cope and stop yourself from coming up short when it matters most. Pay attention and try these techniques and see if you can improve your stamina sexual just slyly enough to make her feel you are in complete control:

1)      Stop! If things are over heating down below, you have to take the next best thing to a cold shower – stop the session and change what you are doing.

2)     Breathe! Deep breaths boy, deep breaths. The steady rhythm of breathing through your nose will help to control your excitement level. If you imagine that full excitement is a 10, you need to sustain your excitement level at a steady 7 throughout the session.

3)     Rubber up! This is a clever (and safe sex) way to desensitise the penis during lovemaking and build up confidence as you perform. Don’t try putting two, or worse three condoms on, this does nothing but make you look stupid.

4)     Focus! You can steadily build stamina sexual by not focussing on yourself and your own orgasm for a while. If you are not confident you are going to last the course, work your magic first with your hand or mouth to bring your partner to a satisfying climax, or almost climax at that point it will be possible for you to join in and you can both derive satisfaction.

Note these down carefully because there will be a test on them later.